Aliens Make Them Admit It -- yay! I love that this is set in Season 9, and the way you worked it out for that to happen.

"Just because I don’t like mumbo-jumbo doesn’t mean I don’t occasionally understand it" -- Heee! Love it.

"Your Mitchell seemed highly offended," Hanlep commented. / "He's new," Jack explained. -- lol

Love the premise, love that Jack figured out what was going on and how he could help, love Hanlep's bright blue grin and happiness that they've figured it out. :-)