J/D Ficathon

Title: He Said What?
Author: lds
Beta: The always helpful Kerensa, except for the last part which is unbeta'd
Summary: Friendly aliens who are open to sharing technology, what is ther catch?
Word Count: ~4200
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own everything! No wait. I own nothing, MGM et al own everything, damn it! In fact given the amount of Stargate stuff I own, they have a serious chunk of what little money I did have at one point.
Written For: princessofg
Prompt: 1. Any season, any rating, first-time or est. Rel. 2. Offworld adventure leads to some sort of outing or "busted" event.
Optional Request: Argument or conflict over these events between Our Heroes.
Restriction #1: No gratuitous Sam-bashing. Restriction #2: No cutting or bloodplay.
Notes: I don't know whether I should apologize for my tardiness or for the story because I not sure if it's what you were looking for. My first attempt evolved into a tale that won't be finished till this time next year and didn't want to leave you empty handed.

(He Said What?)