jd_ficathon | Entries tagged with genre:humor

Author:

Summary:
“Well, they did call us ‘not-food’ so I think we’re safe.”
While on a mission, the SG-1 team finds an alien species that looks a lot like orcs, and Jack isn't sure if they can be trusted when they say they don't see the team as food.

Word Count: 1916

Rating: G

Disclaimer: don't own

Written For:

rivulet027

Prompt: banter and literary/comic book reference, optional Jack's clone from Fragile Balance

Notes: Thank you to my beta feygrim!

theemdash

Title: The Secret to a Happy Marriage
Author:

theemdash
Summary: When Jack and Daniel are married off-world, Jack assumes it's just another kooky story for SG-1.
Word Count: ~3,200
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are not mine.
Written For:

anoyo
Prompt: canon, established relationship; optional: do what you want (minus AU or H/C)
Notes: Special thanks to

green_grrl for the beta and to both

green_grrl and

sopdetly for assisting with brain storming.

Read on AO3
Read on DW

mific

Title: Happy Birthday To Us on AO3
Author:

mific
Summary: It's Daniel's birthday, and Jack might have made a big mistake on the present front. Or has he?
Word count: 2430
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no AO3 warnings apply.
Disclaimer: No harm, no foul.
Written for:

riverfox
Prompt: 'Daniel's birthday'
Notes: Here's some cheerful birthday-related porn. FWIW, I guess it's set about in the middle of series 8, which is where I'm up to on my watch-through.

rivulet027

Title: After The Universe is Saved
Author: Rivulet027
Summary: It’s a long road to retirement and then there’s retirement.
Word Count: 1718
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing to do with SG1. It’s not my toy box and I’m merely playing. I also don’t own anything to do with Marvel Comics.
Written For:

emdash
Prompt: (1) Set any time from Season 7 forward (post series is okay by me!)
(2) Established relationship
Optional Request: Something action-adventure-y with a side of relationship, specifically the side of relationship that comes after some time of being together when the shiny has worn off and you're into the every day muck. Maybe things are getting on nerves, maybe one of them wants to make it more serious—how do they deal with the middle of their relationship?
Note: Thanks to Midnight Clarity for the beta. I have one scene before S7. Not very much action or adventure, but a lot of relationship. Sorry it took me so long. Hope you enjoy!

( After The Universe is Saved: )

lunabee34

Title: Togar Certainly Left That Out of the Manual
Author:

lunabee34
Summary: This is an AU version of "Urgo."
Word Count: 1082 words
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Written For:

jdjunkie
Two (2) Requirements:I would love an episode-related fic set somewhere in seasons 1-5. It would be great if the story was related to an episode not generally regarded as a Jack/Daniel ep.
Optional Request: Outsider point of view would be squeeful.
Restriction #1: No permanent character death
Restriction #2: No het

green_grrl

Title: Clear Advantage
Author:

green_grrl
Summary: Oh, yes, Jack likes being invisible. Missing scenes from that part of "200."
Word Count: 2,697
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: not my characters, just my imagination
Written for:

rivulet027
Prompt: 1) Playful Jack 2) Happy ending. Optional Request: Literary or comic book reference, team bonding. Restrictions: character bashing, non-con.
Notes: Thank you so much to

jdjunkie and

princessofgeeks for betaing. You are the best!

Read on: AO3 | Dreamwidth | Livejournal

theemdash

Title: Hands Down Or
Author: Em
Summary: They've been body-swapped, possessed, and have shared consciousnesses, but nothing could have prepared them for sharing Jack's body.
Word Count: ~3,400
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: Not mine
Written for:

rivulet027
Prompt: playful Jack, snark; optional request: literary or comic book reference
Notes: Thanks to

green_grrl for the quick beta and for being remarkably supportive in all things.

Link to fic on Livejournal

theemdash

green_grrl for the quick beta and for being remarkably supportive in all things.

Link to fic on Livejournal

princessofgeeks

Title: Blue World
Author:

topazowl
Summary: Inspired by a track by the Moody Blues called “Blue World” from their album, “The Present”. Set sometime after “The Light” in Season 4 or early Season 5.
Word Count: 2280
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The characters belong to MGM
Written For: Lunabee34
Prompt: "I'm not touching that" and the colour blue
Notes: Thanks to Solstice Winter for the alpha and beta!!

^^^^

They walked through the Stargate into the blue, blue world. ( Read more... )

Current Mood: pleased

goth-clark.livejournal.com

Title: Unknown Agent
Author:

goth_clark
Summary: Daniel is drugged during a mission off world.
Word Count: 3200
Rating: pg
Disclaimer: Not mine. Just playing.
Written For:

raqs
Prompt: 1. author's choice 2. N/A Optional Request: N/A
Restriction #1: no weak/idiot/fem!Daniel
Restriction #2: no mpreg or babies
Notes: Thanks to Alee for the quick beta help.

UNKNOWN AGENT

rivulet027.livejournal.com

Title: Learning to Get Along
Author:

rivulet027
Summary: Jack is convinced that Atlantis hates him, which is a problem seeing as Daniel loves her.
Word Count: 1,279
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with SG-1 or SGA. Neither is my toy box and I’m merely playing. I also own nothing to do with Mark Twain.
Written For:

green_grrl
Prompt: 1. On or relating to Atlantis 2. Jack's ATA gene Optional Request: if it's an SGA crossover, make that side gen or Sheppard/McKay
A/N: Post series for both SG-1 and SGA.

( Learning to Get Along: )

green-grrl.livejournal.com

Title: It's Good to Be General
Author:

green_grrl
Summary: As leader of the SGC, Jack doesn't get offworld often enough, but this mission he's sure as hell taking.
Word Count: 3,531
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not my characters, just playing with them.
Written For:

theemdash
Prompt:
Two (2) Requirements:
1. First time
2. Mission in progress
Optional Request: awkward or angry if feelings are expressed (angst ok)
Restriction #1: no partner betrayal
Restriction #2: no pre-s4

Notes: Late season 8. References to Seth, The Curse, Icon, Covenant, Sacrifices, Endgame, Prometheus Unbound, It's Good to be King, and Atlantis: Rising.

on Dreamwidth
on Livejournal

justhuman.livejournal.com

Title: A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room
Author:

justhuman
Summary: Jack and Daniel waited out DODT and DOMA. Can they survive premarital counseling.
Word Count: 11,775
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We'd have seen Jack and Daniel married in canon if I owned the Gate franchise. No infringement intended.
Written For:

padfootthegrim
Prompt: Humor and an unbreakable marriage ceremony. Optional Request: NC-17. No non-con or OOC Jack or Daniel.
Notes: Many thanks to

catspaw_sgjd for her quick and thoughtful beta. I did some rewriting without her, so as always, it's all my fault

Timeline notes in Part I

( A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room - Part II )

justhuman.livejournal.com

Title: A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room
Author:

padfootthegrim
Prompt: Humor and an unbreakable marriage ceremony. Optional Request: NC-17. No non-con or OOC Jack or Daniel.
Notes: Many thanks to

catspaw_sgjd for her quick and thoughtful beta. I did some rewriting without her, so as always, it's all my fault

Timeline Note: Don't panic. This fic takes place post-series, post-movies and into SGU, but if you've only seen the first few seasons of SG-1, it'll be fine. Here's some info about SGU.

Stuff happened and a crew of an SGC outpost was transported to the Ancient ship Destiny. The crew is a mix of military and civilians - the IOA is involved. Destiny is really, really far away, and only contact with Earth is through the Homeworld Security Command, which Jack runs. They communicate using the Ancient communication stones - they body swap with volunteers at Homeworld Security. Canon isn't clear on the exact location of Homeworld Security, but I placed it in DC.

( A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room )

muck-a-luck.livejournal.com

Written for the 2010

jd_ficathon, in which

ent_alter_ego prompted:

So sorry I'm late!!!

Title: From Another Planet
Author:

muck_a_luck, posting in

brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack and Daniel are ready to move farther in their relationship. If only the aliens would leave them alone.
Content/warnings: None. Or possibly schmoop.
Words: 5,893
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only.

muck_a_luck and

brainofck
The Matrix: And. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: Thanks to the lovely

zats_clear.

From Another Planet

melayneseahawk.livejournal.com

Title: (Don't) Look at the Princess
Author:

melayneseahawk
Summary: It began with an alien princess.
Word Count: 1285 words
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Written For:

lilyleia78
Prompt: Requirements: happy ending; marriage of convenience; Optional Request: needlessly-jealous!Daniel (not of Sam); Restrictions: heavy kink, total AU
Notes: Many thanks to

princessofg and

muck_a_luck for beta services and title suggestions, respectively. Nerd points to you, dear reader, if you get the title reference.

( (Don't) Look at the Princess | PG | 1285 words | complete )

Feedback is better than chocolate.

Current Mood: excited

karitawyr.livejournal.com

Title: Rattling the Chains
Author: Karita Wyr (

karitawyr)
Summary: The boys find themselves in a sticky situation, possibly two sticky situations
Word Count: 1652
Rating: PG (sorry guys)
Disclaimer:Not mine.
Written For:

muck_a_luck for the

jd_ficathon 2010
Prompt:1. A ghost story. 2. Jack and/or Daniel have to cross-dress.
Notes: There are two ghost stories here. The first is purely fiction, and the second is partially true. Jack and I modified it to suit our purposes. A big thank you goes to Chat Noir for the encouragement and the Charlie Brown sweater. Also, at the end of the story is a relevant picture.

jai-takes-over.livejournal.com

Title: Thinking Things Through
Author: Jai
Summary: Jack thinks through a quiet mission.
Word Count: 1748
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Written For:

karitawyr
Prompt: First Time, Banter. Op: Action/Adventure.
Notes: I thought I wasn't going to get this done today! I ended up being away all weekend and I was three quarters through. Ugh. So I wrote like a mad thing, and here it is! I hope hope hope this is good enough! It's not very Action/Adventure-y, but this didn't want to go that way. I apologise for my love of weird stylistic things. Also, introspective Jack is introspective.

( Thinking Things Through )

starglyph.livejournal.com

Title: A Kiss Worth Waiting For
Author:

starglyph
Summary: Introspective, late-bloomer Jack. Humor, first time, takes place post-Threads 8.18. What if he'd been wrong, and all the dancing they'd been doing around each other was really just Jack dancing with himself?
Word Count: 10,800 [Too long for LJ; posted only at DW for the time being]
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Characters owned by others; will put them back when we’re done playing.
Written For:

captainlogic
Prompt: First time, post series 7 so either with Jack as head of SGC or as Homeland Sec. but Jack no longer leader of SG-1. Optional Request: NC-17. Restriction #1: No Sam bashing.
Notes: Many thanks to

jdjunkie and

green_grrl for both the beta and for watching my six.

A Kiss Worth Waiting For

Now also available to read on LJ, in two linked parts: A Kiss Worth Waiting For

chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com

Title: The Sweet Course
Author: Cowardly Lion
Summary: When it comes to Daniel, Jack is like a bee to honey. Sam gives the guys some advice.
Word Count: 3,374
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters nor do I make a blessed cent from using them in stories.
Written For:

mornincamper
Prompt: 1. first time 2. loud, wall/door/console can't-wait frottage or sex. Optional: humor/banter
Notes: Many thanks to Mare for the beta!

If you'd like to read this on LJ, please click here:
The Sweet Course by Cowardly Lion

If you'd like to read this on DW, please click here:
The Sweet Course by Cowardly Lion

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Entries tagged with genre:humor

Fic: Not to eat

Fic: The Secret to a Happy Marriage

Fic: Happy Birthday To Us

Fic: After The Universe is Saved

Fic: Togar Certainly Left That Out of the Manual

Fic: Clear Advantage

Hands Down Or

Hands Down Or

Fic: Blue World

Fic: Unknown Agent

Fic: Learning to Get Along

Fic: It's Good to Be General

Fic: A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room (2/2)

Fic: A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room (1/2)

From Another Planet

Fic: (Don't) Look at the Princess

FIC: Rattling the Chains

Thinking Things Through (Fic!)

Fic: A Kiss Worth Waiting For

FIC: The Sweet Course by Cowardly Lion (J/D R)

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