J/D Ficathon

Title: A General, an Archeologist and a Chaplain Walk into a Room
Author: justhuman
Summary: Jack and Daniel waited out DODT and DOMA. Can they survive premarital counseling.
Word Count: 11,775
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We'd have seen Jack and Daniel married in canon if I owned the Gate franchise. No infringement intended.
Written For: padfootthegrim
Prompt: Humor and an unbreakable marriage ceremony. Optional Request: NC-17. No non-con or OOC Jack or Daniel.
Notes: Many thanks to catspaw_sgjd for her quick and thoughtful beta. I did some rewriting without her, so as always, it's all my fault

Timeline Note: Don't panic. This fic takes place post-series, post-movies and into SGU, but if you've only seen the first few seasons of SG-1, it'll be fine. Here's some info about SGU.

Stuff happened and a crew of an SGC outpost was transported to the Ancient ship Destiny. The crew is a mix of military and civilians - the IOA is involved. Destiny is really, really far away, and only contact with Earth is through the Homeworld Security Command, which Jack runs. They communicate using the Ancient communication stones - they body swap with volunteers at Homeworld Security. Canon isn't clear on the exact location of Homeworld Security, but I placed it in DC.

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